So, this happened.
[MISTAKEN FOR STRANGERS screening and Q&A, Dendy Portside. 10/02/14.]
We look good.
in high school this girl was like ‘i don’t like your lips they look weird’ and at the time i was like ‘okay whatever’ but now i’m like ‘what the fuck?’, and here’s a picture to show you why i’m like ‘what the fuck’. because they look really good right. what are lips meant to look like.
16 Feb 2014 / 16 notes
the other day i left the house to get coffee at the drive thru wearing no makeup and no shoes and no bra and no contact lenses and i had no phone, and on the way i was thinking “is this a bad idea because what if i have to get out of the car” and then “but the chances of having to get out of the car are so low”
and then someone REVERSED INTO ME and the road was so hot so i had to stand barefoot in a garden bed in this busy parking lot while i exchanged details with the person and in the end my coffee wasn’t even that good.
16 Feb 2014 / 9 notes
Drinking Game: Make a playlist with 50 of Vampire Weekend’s ‘Step’ and 50 of the Step remix w/ Danny Brown/Heems/Despot and you put it on shuffle and try and guess which one is gonna play and if you’re wrong you have to drink one litre of straight vodka. Have fun kids.
27 Jan 2014 / 17 notes
When I was 11 my dumb primary school thought it was a good idea to plant a chilli bush near the grade 6 area and one day I got dared to eat a chilli and it was horrible and then I rubbed my eyes after touching it and it was MORE HORRIBLE and the school had to call my mum because I couldn’t open my eyes for hours. WHO would plant a CHILLI BUSH in the middle of a PRIMARY SCHOOL.
24 Jan 2014 / 7 notes
I just used black liquid eyeliner to fill in my brows (4 da lolz XD) but when I was done I thought it looked really good so now I’m worried about how skewed my perception of good eyebrow makeup is.
20 Jan 2014 / 7 notes
i look so fkn ew but omg kevin parker :~)
We did good
Arcade Fire were playing a few streets away from me at a festival I didn’t have tickets for but my friends and I went anyway and we were outside the stadium but we had a really good view and we could hear everything and I lay on the hot road and felt the music through the ground. And then Kevin of Tame Impala was suddenly standing a few feet away from us so we chatted to him and after Arcade FIre’s set we went home and made pizza and I’m glad I didn’t pay 185 dollars to get in because it was a good time as it was. Cool fun time.
19 Jan 2014 / 8 notes
I said to my mum, ‘Mum. Mum. Look how well I did my lipstick.’ and she said, ‘is that what you’ve been doing for the past 8 hours? Next time can you just mow the lawn?’
Omg some people’s priorities are straight up bullshit let me tell you.
14 Jan 2014 / 10 notes
flew to australia, met some friends (photos by sarah)
24 hours ago I’d left a really disappointing Vampire Weekend concert to stand outside the metro theatre with katy, janny, and some new friends we made waiting to meet Solange. Not only did we meet her we ended up partying with Solange, her crew, Grizzly Bear, Kirin J. Callinan, and Vampire Weekend. It was such a surreal night, being surrounded by all these people you love so much and just having the best fucking time. I don’t think I’ll believe any of this really happened. So fucking crazy. 2014 you’re insane
Sitting at the bar, looking to the left and there’s Ed Droste, and then right next to him is Solange Knowles and next to her is Ezra Koenig and in the booth across from us is EVERYONE U CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE, each night in Sydney got better and better until it got to that point.
Went to the Vampire Weekend concert last night and the performance was great but the crowd sucked and we didn’t wait around to meet the band we just went to the city and then we met Solange? Just like, chilling at the Metro and suddenly BOOM, there’s Solange looking better than you ever will. And then we went to hang out with Ezra, Rostam, Baio, CT, Ed Droste, Chris Taylor, Solange and her band, Kirin J Callinan and some other chill people…what the fuck. And Janice is all like ‘Ezra do you know where the bathroom is?’ And Baio is like ‘Hey gang, I tried three times to throw my pick to you!’ And Sarah is outside lighting Kirin J Callinan’s cigarette and idek hahahaha.