some dude came to my workplace today and was like ‘i’m famous’ and i was like i’ve never heard of you but sure, whatever. but i secretly stole the eftpos receipt with his signature on it just in case he actually was famous and i googled him and it turns out he IS famous.

hashtag fatman scoop.

20 Sep 2014 / 10 notes

Are you ready for this

On Thursday night my friends Hanako and Sarah and I went to see Interpol in Byron Bay and on our way there Foals announced a surprise DJ set at the venue, and the whole band was just chillin in the crowd so we said hello, and Yannis was like ‘tequila? tequila? you? who else? tequlia? lime? here take a lime’. And Sarah was talking to Jimmy about Interpol and Jack was talking to me about bird poop, and Hanako was telling Walter that it was her birthday on the weekend and the next thing the Foals manager is like ‘splendour ticket? splendour ticket? anyone? you? you, you and you. you get vip tickets to splendour in the grass. who else?’

And then we went to Splendour in the Grass on Saturday and sat around a fire in the ~*~*~vip area~*~*~ and we saw QandA host Tony Jones and every triple J host ever and some guy from the 1975 and Vance Joy, and then we went to the side of the stage when Foals started playing and we watched them from there. Good show. And then we drove home and I got a flat tyre.

29 Jul 2014 / 10 notes

(Source: chicquelo)

2 Jun 2014 / Reblogged from jannnnny with 26,777 notes

watch this it’s about booty

I don’t wanna feel it for the second time
And I don’t wanna call you up or wait for signs
I just can’t pretend I’m gonna make you mine
I never wanna be the last to know
So I guess I’ll just go back to laying low

(Source: fellapputio)

29 Apr 2014 / Reblogged from dadshaw with 125 notes

Drinking Game: Make a playlist with 50 of Vampire Weekend’s ‘Step’ and 50 of the Step remix w/ Danny Brown/Heems/Despot and you put it on shuffle and try and guess which one is gonna play and if you’re wrong you drink one litre of vodka.

27 Apr 2014 / 17 notes

jemeos:

Akos Major
Spiaggia, 2013.

jemeos:

Akos Major

Spiaggia, 2013.

27 Apr 2014 / Reblogged from champagnepapucho-deactivated201 with 63,629 notes

stopped using this dumb website on da reg, and then i realised it was the only way to get validation for my daily experiences and public transport or work stories. if i’m like ‘lemme tell you about this crazy yuppie customer at work the other night’ to my mum she’s all like ‘ok that’s nice’ and if i try to tell other strangers they’re like ‘i don’t care, who even are you? do you want fries with your burger for an extra dollar?’.

26 Apr 2014 / 8 notes

I don’t mind the gif feature because these are four pretty standard pictures when separated, but together………..wow…..together they are still actually four standard pictures sorry.

I don’t mind the gif feature because these are four pretty standard pictures when separated, but together………..wow…..together they are still actually four standard pictures sorry.

18 Apr 2014 / 20 notes

strawb3rrybombcreativestudio:

Feb. 05, 2012
Rachel Cagle

strawb3rrybombcreativestudio:

Feb. 05, 2012

Rachel Cagle

18 Apr 2014 / Reblogged from 3utthole with 39,953 notes

these two guys were talking on the train this morning and one goes ‘the government should have a system where they like….give uni students money’ and his friend goes ‘yeah coz i bought protein powder yesterday morning….50 dollars!’. i still can’t believe this is a real conversation that happened.

8 Apr 2014 / 8 notes

31 Mar 2014 / Reblogged from is1a with 1,689 notes

But what’s the point of being a fast food employee if you can’t wear the most inappropriately dark lipstick you own to work

But what’s the point of being a fast food employee if you can’t wear the most inappropriately dark lipstick you own to work

29 Mar 2014 / 15 notes

Been staring at this adidas x farm collection for the last ten hours and when it drops in Australia I want one of everything.

Pyramid Song - Radiohead

(Source: confsuion)

26 Mar 2014 / Reblogged from mardy-butt with 3,164 notes