I don’t wanna feel it for the second time
And I don’t wanna call you up or wait for signs
I just can’t pretend I’m gonna make you mine
I never wanna be the last to know
So I guess I’ll just go back to laying low
Drinking Game: Make a playlist with 50 of Vampire Weekend’s ‘Step’ and 50 of the Step remix w/ Danny Brown/Heems/Despot and you put it on shuffle and try and guess which one is gonna play and if you’re wrong you drink one litre of vodka.
27 Apr 2014 / 17 notes
stopped using this dumb website on da reg, and then i realised it was the only way to get validation for my daily experiences and public transport or work stories. if i’m like ‘lemme tell you about this crazy yuppie customer at work the other night’ to my mum she’s all like ‘ok that’s nice’ and if i try to tell other strangers they’re like ‘i don’t care, who even are you? do you want fries with your burger for an extra dollar?’.
26 Apr 2014 / 8 notes
I don’t mind the gif feature because these are four pretty standard pictures when separated, but together………..wow…..together they are still actually four standard pictures sorry.
18 Apr 2014 / 20 notes
Feb. 05, 2012
these two guys were talking on the train this morning and one goes ‘the government should have a system where they like….give uni students money’ and his friend goes ‘yeah coz i bought protein powder yesterday morning….50 dollars!’. i still can’t believe this is a real conversation that happened.
8 Apr 2014 / 8 notes
But what’s the point of being a fast food employee if you can’t wear the most inappropriately dark lipstick you own to work
29 Mar 2014 / 15 notes
Been staring at this adidas x farm collection for the last ten hours and when it drops in Australia I want one of everything.
Pyramid Song - Radiohead
The stretchmarks on my butt look like remnants of ocean foam on the waves, or like streaky bacon. I could get a tattoo there of either the beach or a plate of breakfast food and it would look SOOOOOO chic.
21 Mar 2014 / 11 notes