My favourite thing about being a young adult is when you’re walking around the supermarket eating an ice cream, and a small child sees you and they turn to their parent and say ‘can I have an ice cream?’ and the parent says ‘no’.
4 Dec 2013 / 10 notes
correct way to give compliments
4 Dec 2013 / 8 notes
on a scale of 1 to making my mum go to a Selena Gomez concert with me, how lame would it be if I made my mum go to a Selena Gomez concert with me
26 Nov 2013 / 6 notes
Do I Wanna Know? (Acoustic) - Arctic Monkeys
This is Sarah. Look at where your three-year long internet friendships could culminate! You too could be taking weird double vision selfies in your room with your internet pals. Don’t think it can’t happen.
I was in my backyard and my neighbour was in his, blasting his music, and we waved at each other and I yelled ‘GOOD MUSIC. NEEDS MORE RIHANNA’, and that’s, like, the longest conversation I’ve had with him in 7 years. Needs more Rihanna.
18 Nov 2013 / 4 notes
Instagram poetry from my little sister, who just broke up with her boyfriend.
29 Oct 2013 / 10 notes
I’m trying to think of ways to motivate myself to do this assignment that’s due tomorrow, and I’m imagining a scenario where I leave my room at night to buy procrastination food and when I walk back in there’s a cold wind whistling through jagged holes in my window, and I turn the light on and ‘Do YoUr FuCkInG AsSiGnMeNt’ is written across my wall in blood. Muffled laughter seeps through the wall as my neighbour watches re-runs of The Big Bang Theory. It’ll either be motivating enough for me to get work done or traumatising enough for me to apply for an extension so it’s win win right??????????? Can someone make this happen for me??????? I’ll only be out of my room from now until about 11pm so please work quickly, thanks.
28 Oct 2013 / 5 notes
Is it good luck if a bird poops on your resume? Does that mean you’re gonna get the job? I went to an interview a couple of weeks ago and I pulled out my resume and realised there was a giant bird turd on it (credit to the bird for pooping on that instead of my face though, thanks buddy), and I said ‘do you need this’ and she said ‘no’. Good interview I think.
27 Oct 2013 / 2 notes
Look at this rug I got. It’s inherently blasphemous because you have to step on his face to get where you’re going.
19 Oct 2013 / 5 notes