mardy-butt:

boop

mardy-butt:

boop

19 Apr 2014 / Reblogged from mardy-butt with 5 notes / mardy-butt 

I don’t mind the gif feature because these are four pretty standard pictures when separated, but together………..wow…..together they are still actually four standard pictures sorry.

I don’t mind the gif feature because these are four pretty standard pictures when separated, but together………..wow…..together they are still actually four standard pictures sorry.

18 Apr 2014 / 21 notes

strawb3rrybombcreativestudio:

Feb. 05, 2012
Rachel Cagle

strawb3rrybombcreativestudio:

Feb. 05, 2012

Rachel Cagle

18 Apr 2014 / Reblogged from add3rall with 22,167 notes

these two guys were talking on the train this morning and one goes ‘the government should have a system where they like….give uni students money’ and his friend goes ‘yeah coz i bought protein powder yesterday morning….50 dollars!’. i still can’t believe this is a real conversation that happened.

8 Apr 2014 / 8 notes

31 Mar 2014 / Reblogged from is1a with 1,613 notes

But what’s the point of being a fast food employee if you can’t wear the most inappropriately dark lipstick you own to work

But what’s the point of being a fast food employee if you can’t wear the most inappropriately dark lipstick you own to work

29 Mar 2014 / 15 notes

Been staring at this adidas x farm collection for the last ten hours and when it drops in Australia I want one of everything.

Follow me on instagram, also twitter please and add me on snapchat and facebook too because the corporeal form is so overrated, help me shift my soul out of it and into every social network possible, remnants of an earthbound human being merging into whatever abstract space the internet exists, follow me on 8tracks and Soundcloud and engage with the real essence of who I am because these are among the only places I occupy at any given time, understand my past, present and future as segments of my history to be archived and re-arranged, connect with me everywhere but maybe not on Neopets because I hear it’s gettin real capitalist over there and not Habbo Hotel either because I’m sick of people trying to steal my furni.

Actually just instagram is fine, hee hee bye ;)

27 Mar 2014 / 4 notes

stopped using this dumb website on da reg, and then i realised it was the only way to get validation for my daily experiences and public transport or work stories. if i’m like ‘lemme tell you about this crazy yuppie customer at work the other night’ to my mum she’s all like ‘ok that’s nice’ and if i try to tell other strangers they’re like ‘i don’t care, who even are you? do you want fries with your burger for an extra dollar?’.

so anyway, let me tell you about this customer at my restaurant the other night. i walked out with my hands all full of food and put it on his table, and he just looks at it and goes…’where is the rice? we ordered rice too? is it on the way?’ ohhhhh my god am I expected to carry every single item of food out at once? am i meant to carry the rice on my head?

26 Mar 2014 / 8 notes

Pyramid Song - Radiohead

(Source: confsuion)

26 Mar 2014 / Reblogged from mardy-butt with 2,098 notes

mardy-butt:

me + my dog + katy

mardy-butt:

me + my dog + katy

24 Mar 2014 / Reblogged from mardy-butt with 8 notes / me 

mardy-butt:

Hangin’ out.

hanako
haaaaaaaanako
your legs look good

mardy-butt:

Hangin’ out.

hanako

haaaaaaaanako

your legs look good

22 Mar 2014 / Reblogged from mardy-butt with 4 notes

The stretchmarks on my butt look like remnants of ocean foam on the waves, or like streaky bacon. I could get a tattoo there of either the beach or a plate of breakfast food and it would look SOOOOOO chic.

21 Mar 2014 / 10 notes

OKAY, so, you’re walking down the street and you see this girl wearing really cool shoes, and you’re all like, ‘damn, those are some really cool shoes’, and my question to you is what shoes is the girl wearing? Is she wearing the top shoes or the bottom shoes? WHICH PAIR OF SHOES IS BETTER? WHAT SHOULD I WASTE MY MONEY ON?

21 Mar 2014 / 12 notes

wyloga:

Anatomy, 60x60 cm, acrylic & glitter on canvas

wyloga:

Anatomy, 60x60 cm, acrylic & glitter on canvas

8 Mar 2014 / Reblogged from add3rall with 45,673 notes